Q.1
Which of these is not the name of one of Jerry’s daughters?
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Millicent
Miranda
Miriam
Gladys
Q.2
Tom has come up with a zillion ridiculous business ideas over seven seasons. This is not one of them:
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A baby tuxedo line
Sparkle Spuds, the mashed potatoes that dazzle
Talking Tissues
Saltweens: Salteens for Tweens
Q.3
Where did Donna Meagle work for a short time after Chris and Ben shut the parks department down?
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Paunch Burger
Fat Sacks
Kernston’s Rubber Nipples
Boone Bread Factory
Q.4
Who is the poor local owner of Sue’s Salads that always suffers the brunt of Leslie’s salad-hating wrath?
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Tanya
Denise Yermley
Trish Ianetta
Linda Lonegan
Q.5
Why did Tom name his restaurant Tom’s Bistro?
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Because anything French means “the food is baller”
Because "Jay-Z would have his name on the marquee"
Because Lucy told him it was hot
Because the word Bistro is “classy as f*ck”
Q.6
Despite being the dullest character on the entire series, Mark Brendanawicz had relations with all of the following characters except:
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Ann Perkins
Leslie Knope
Joan Callamezzo
Shauna Malwae-Tweep
Q.7
Which of these names does not belong to someone in the Newport family?
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Dallas
Denver
Dakota
Jessica
Q.8
What college did adult film star Brandi Maxxx graduate from with an M.A. in Business Administration?
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Princeton
Northwestern
Brown
Notre Dame
Q.9
By which name does Tammy II constantly refer to Tom?
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Gene
Greg
Gary
Glen
Q.10
Before they wed, Diane tells Ron that her middle name is Tammy. What is her real middle name?
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Elaine
Elizabeth
Tammy
Eleanor
Q.11
This word/phrase and description can be found sitting atop the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness:
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Honor – If you need it defined, you don’t have it.
You – You are your biggest ally.
Haircuts – 3 acceptable styles: High and Tight, Crew Cut and Buzz Cut
Greatness Itself – The best revenge.
Q.12
What is Ann Perkins’ eBay name?
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FutureMrsDerekJeter
FutureMrsRoyHibbert
FutureMrsTigerWoods
FutureMrsChrisTraeger
Q.13
Which of the following band names has Andy Dwyer never used or claimed the rights to?
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Ninjadick
Teddy Bear Suicide
A.D. and the D Bags
Everyone Gets Laid
Q.14
How old does Chris Traeger believe he will live to be?
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100
125
150
200
Q.15
While trying to record Leslie’s campaign anthem, which famous song did Chris absolutely butcher while proving that his voice is his biggest flaw?
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The Star-Spangled Banner
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Baby Got Back
Q.16
Which of these is not the title of one of Duke Silver’s albums:
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Memories… of Now
Warm Tub of Jazz
Smooth as Silver
Hi-Ho, Duke
Q.17
Which Pawnee male does Dr. Harris claim has the largest penis that he has ever seen?
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Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
Ron Swanson
Jerry Gergich
Ben Wyatt
Q.18
Jean-Ralphio claims he made his money “the old-fashioned way,” which is:
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Getting run over by a Lexus
Jumping in front of a bus
Selling prescription pads from his dad’s office
Committing credit card fraud
Q.19
What is the name of Orin’s art exhibit that Leslie takes April to in order to distract her from building a dog park?
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Human Sheeple
Blood Farm
Slaughter House Live
Human Farm
Q.20
What was the name of Lil Sebastian’s longtime girlfriend who broke his poor little horsey heart?
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Lil Zelda
Lil Debbie
Lil Agnes
Lil Maggy
