Q.1
Which college was Sterling Archer going to play lacrosse for before he was shot by a widow?
FX
Johns Hopkins
Georgetown
Syracuse
Princeton
Q.2
Which ISIS employee has Lana not had sex with?
FX
Sterling Archer
Cyril Figgis
Pam Poovey
Dr. Krieger
Q.3
Where did Malory Archer give birth to Sterling?
FX
Reggie’s Bar
Geno’s Pizza
Sam’s Diner
Dave’s Deli
Q.4
Which ISIS employee has a strange graffiti habit, as evidenced by his or her name being spray-painted all over town?
FX
Cheryl/Carol
Cyril Figgis
Pam Poovey
Chet Manley
Q.5
What is Pam Poovey’s personal best when it comes to pool balls stuffed in her mouth?
FX
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Q.6
What was the name of the star quarterback whose career was ruined by an obsessed Cheryl Tunt in college?
FX
Lucas Troy
Dick Sledge
Lance Casteau
Mike Hannity
Q.7
Cheryl Tunt has an adorable pet ocelot named Babou. Which famous artist also had a pet ocelot named Babou?
FX
Pablo Picasso
Andy Warhol
Bob Ross
Salvador Dali
Q.8
When Cyril Figgis was a child, he wet his pants during a spelling bee while trying to spell which word?
FX
Gynecomastia
Esquamulose
Onomatopoeia
Hermaphroditism
Q.9
In “Mole Hunt,” the very first episode of the series, Dr. Krieger is in a human resources meeting with Pam Poovey because he is, according to Sterling…
FX
The Upper Decker
The Food Rapist
The Breakroom Bandit
The Desk Sh*tter
Q.10
Woodhouse is addicted to which hardcore drug?
FX
Heroin
Cocaine
PCP
Crystal meth
Q.11
Who is Malory Archer’s one true archnemesis?
FX
Nikolai Jakov
Len Trexler
Trudy Beekman
Lord Feltchley
Q.12
What are the key ingredients to a Green Russian drink?
FX
Kale and Everclear
Absinthe and milk
Rum and Swiss chard
Vodka and absinthe
Q.13
In “Viscous Coupling,” who does Dr. Krieger’s virtual girlfriend apparently have a sexual attraction to?
FX
Albert Einstein
Stephen Hawking
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Q.14
Which of Sterling’s love interests does he refer to as the “Pelé of Anal”?
FX
Framboise
Pam Poovey
Katya Kazanova
Mercedes Moreno
Q.15
At which American college was Ray Gillette a cheerleader?
FX
Tennessee
College of Charleston
Louisiana Lafayette
Marshall
Q.16
Sterling has which two names tattooed on his shoulders?
FX
Dicky and Reggie
Dicky and Seamus
Seamus and McGoon
Seamus and Reggie
Q.17
Pam has a verse of which classic work penned by Lord Byron tattooed on her entire back?
FX
Love’s Last Adieu
Churchill’s Grave
The Destruction of Sennacherib
The Siege of Corinth
Q.18
Which gun does Barry Dylan seem to have a special relationship with?
FX
Desert Eagle Mark VII
.44 Magnum
Baby Eagle II
C96 Mauser Broomhandle
Q.19
In "Dial M for Mother," which one of these men was not identified as Sterling's possible biological father?
FX
Buddy Rich
Len Trexler
Dwight Eisenhower
Nikolai Jakov
Q.20
According to Sterling in “Once Bitten,” which act is No. 2 on his bucket list?
FX
Killing Cyril Figgis
Taking a dump on Turkmenistan
Marrying Lana
Winning his mother’s approval